I’d hate to be in the shoes of a millionaire who wanders into this establishment with “only” a $100,000-limit Visa card and a wallet full of $50 bills.
“NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!”
The following words of wisdom are strictly for those of us who elect – of our own free will – to go into the service business. If you ever feel like posting something as uninviting as these signs at your primary guest interface, please do one or more of the following instead:
- Take a beach vacation. (Maybe some “chill time” will knock some sanity back into you.)
- Go home and kick your pet. Or go to a gym and kick a heavy bag. Please, just kick something other than your guest.
- Visit a church on Sunday morning (God loves people more than anything; perhaps you’ll learn from His example.)
- Find a different occupation. (I hear they’re hiring 5,000 new IRS agents…)